Finding good leads.....

  1. > > > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have
    > been with a loose woman."

    > > > > The priest asks, "Is that you, Tommy
    > Shaughnessy?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Yes, Father, it is."
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > > "And, who was the woman you were with?"
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > "Sure and I can't be telling you, Father. I
    > don't want to be ruining her reputation."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or
    > later, so you may as well be telling me now. Was it
    > Brenda O'Malley?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "I cannot say."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "I'll never tell."
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > > "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    > > > >
    > > > > "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "My lips are sealed."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a
    > steadfast
    > > > > lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that.
    > But you've
    > > > > sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
    > church
    > > > > for three months. Now be off with you Lad."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean
    > slides over and whispers,
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "What'd you get?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > "Three months vacation and five good leads."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   sanakruz
    OY!
  4. by   nialloh
    The New Alphabet for Older People
    ------------------------------------------------
    A's for arthritis
    B's for bad back
    C's for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?
    D is for dental decay and decline
    E is for eyesight--can't read that top line
    F is for fissures and fluid retention
    G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
    And other gastrointestinal glitches
    H is high blood pressure
    I is for itches
    J is for joints that are failing to flex
    L for libido--what happened to sex?
    Wait! I forgot about K for bad knees
    (I've got a few gaps in my M-memory)
    N's for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis
    O is for osteo-
    P's for porosis
    Q is for queasiness. Fatal? Just flu?
    R is for reflux--one meal becomes two
    S is for sleepless nights counting my fears
    T is for tinnitus--bells in my ears
    U is for difficulties urinary
    V is for vertigo
    W is worry About what the X--as in X ray--will find
    But through the word "terminal" rushes to mind,
    I'm proud, as each
    Y - year - goes by, to reveal
    A reservoir of undiminished
    Z - zeal---
  5. by   Good_Queen_Bess
    LOL at that alphabet! :chuckle
  6. by   nowplayingEDRN

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