The other night, my night shift cronies wrote the following, they set it music and rapped it, they had a very slow night. I thought you might enjoy.
Working every night on this hill,
Everybody just wants a pill.......from us
My belly hurts, I broke my hip
Won't ya just write me a script......Lorcet Plus
I want a shot, get on the ball!
You better not bring me Toradol
Where's Intake, I must confide
I'm contemplating suicide
Skanky chicks who don't excersize
Want Dr. Slowhand to pelvisice
Patients come here and then get sour
Cause we can't treat them in an hour
Hurry now, I got a splinter in my crack
That's much worse than a heart attack
They take a bunch of pills and OD
Then ask us for some OCs
If you don"t behave then you'll feel our wrath
A fourteen gauge and a foley cath
This is our life, it's what we do
Now I bet you wish you could do it too.
by AV and WM
Feb 7, '03
I didn't think there were slow nights.
The ER sure does have it's own sense of humor! LOL
Feb 8, '03
That needs to be recorded. I think it will go platinum. Gary
Feb 16, '03
Tooo cute!!!!!!! Dr. Slowhand...............hahahahahahahahahaha
Thx for the laugh defib queen!!!!
Feb 16, '03
That's great...we need that in our ER>.
Feb 17, '03
When can we expect it to be recorded???
Definitely will be our background theme!!!
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