Drive The Staff Crazy
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
Develop an unnatural fear of binders.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
When charting "patients activities", write "motivated for sexual favors"
Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."
When giving report, state after each patient; "In accordance with the prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation
Ask people what sex they are.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put masking tape on the floor of your office/station in the shape of a corpse. If anyone asks, "That was the last person to ask me for something!"
Nov 19, '01
I like the one about punctuation but add......don't capitalize and letters
Nov 25, '01
These are goooooood! I'll try all of them. That way they'll put me out on disability and I can have Christmas and New Years off & then have a quick recovery after the holidays!
Last edit by night owl on Dec 7, '01