Classified

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

These were from actual classified ads.

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>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

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>FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL, ½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

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>FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

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>GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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>FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...

> BETTER BE A REWARD.

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>SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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>COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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>NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

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>HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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>GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

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>NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

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>TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT

>SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

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>EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

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>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.

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>ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR "AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER".

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>OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.

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>AND THE BEST ONE:

>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

> Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married

> last month. Freaking Wife knows everything.

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[gwenith, BSN, RN]

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

[funnygirl_rn]

Funny Shamrock...one gay bull, hateful little dog, bites...heehee!

[rnnurse2be]

OH MY GOSH.... I about PEED MY PANTS!! These are WAY WAY :) FUNNY! The dog ones were my fav's.

1/2 sneaky neighbors dog, LOL LOL