Chinese Lawyer

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to

watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE!

[suzy253, RN]

...I play with me..and fall out of tree....no fee.

oh boy!!! you're fresh tonight, huh Fran? :rotfl: :rotfl:

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Yeh, I got one of them energy bursts. And when I get them I go full blast, because I don't know when I'll get another.