Charting Bloopers - page 72

by AHarri66

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Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill: "Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory hallucinations." YIKES! Angela... Read More

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    another one:

    a foreign RN I work with documented "resident has pusy drainage from penis"

    But... she hasn't yet mastered English spelling, and the word "pusy" had an extra 's'....
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    Quote from BrandonLPN
    I had a sick resident who was very somnolent and difficult to arouse even with a firm sternal rub. He also happened to be four days w/o a BM, so I administered a suppository. Even the administration of the suppository failed to wake him up.

    So, in my note, I wrote "suppository did not arouse resident"..... yeah, probably could have worded that better....
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    Almost wrote. In bed playing with himself. Caught it. Sigh. Playing quitely.
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    Progress note: "the wound be healed"
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    Psyche dr once wrote an order to send pt back to guatemala...lmao
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    While doing home med rec my finger it the p and the o when typing prn. So it said porn. Fortunately I caught it before it saved!