Chain Of Command

  1. CORPORATE :-
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a locomotive
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Gives policy to God.

    CORPORATE CEO :-
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a shunting engine
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God.

    ADMINISTRATOR :-
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Talks with God if special request is approved.

    CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER :-
    Barely clears a pre-fabricated hut
    Loses a tug of war with a locomotive
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well
    Is occasionally addressed by God.

    D.O.N. :-
    Makes high marks on a wall when trying to clear tall buildings
    Is run over by a locomotive
    Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring themselves
    Doggy paddles
    Talks to animals.

    A.D.O.N. :-
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes locomotives two times out of three
    Is not issued ammunition
    Can stay afloat with a life jacket
    Talks to walls.

    SOCIAL WORKER :-
    Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
    Says 'look at the choo-choo'
    Wets themselves with a water pistol
    Plays in mud puddles
    Mumbles to themselves.

    A Nurse :-
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Picks locomotives off the track
    Catches speeding bullets in teeth
    Freezes water with a single glance
    She is God.
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   debbyed
    Needed that today....Thanks:roll
  4. by   nursedawn67
    cute!
  5. by   Shamrock
    hmmmmm, the God part scared me.

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