Bubba & Earl and the Raffle Tickets

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in a local Wal-Mart when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!" Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

[Farkinott, RN]

that's how 'roid rage starts! (haemorrhoid!)