Arthritis.....Another one guaranteed to give you a chuckle.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

a drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. the man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. he hopened his newspaper and began reading. after a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "say, father, what causes arthritis?"

the priest replied, "my son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and a lack of taking baths."

the drunk muttered in response, "well, i'll be! i would have never figured that!" then returned to his paper.

the priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "i'm very sorry. i didn't mean to come on so strong. how long have you had arthritis?"

the drunk answered, "i don't have it, father. i was just reading that the pope does."

cheerz!

[AFWife]

:rotfl: Funny!

[nursebedlam]

good, very good.

[MandyJ]

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He hopened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and a lack of taking baths."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be! I would have never figured that!" then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."

CHEER

lol, that was a good one

[jannecdote]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[cloahfire]

that is to funny, lots of laughs!!!!!!!

[CRNAsoon]

:-)