Secrets of Marriage
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> > > Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some
> > good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
> > >
> > > We also sleep in separate beds.
> > > Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
> > >
> > > I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
> > >
> > > I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
> > > "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested
>the
> > kitchen.
> > >
> > > We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
> > >
> > > She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
>maker.
> > > Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
> > > So I bought her an electric chair.
> > >
> > > Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
> > > Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
> > >
> > > I married Miss Right.
> > > I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> > >
> > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
>her.
> > >
> > > The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
> > > I said, "Dust!"
> > >
> > > In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
> > > Then God created man and rested.
> > > Then God created woman.
> > > Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
> > >
> > > Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.
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:chuckle ~~kitamoon
