501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in Medical.

A friend's banned me from telling about "this thread I read on AllNurses" when talking to her!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
223. When you have taken a pain pill and are fighting sleep just to read this thread!:yawn:

224. When you find a new thread and cant stop reading. :lol2:

223 a.) sleeping pill

224 a.) inspite of blurring vision; close one eye and keep reading with the other!:uhoh3:

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