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  1. What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
    over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
    as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I- T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
    work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
    there, ******** and Ass kissing will put you over the top
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   teeituptom
    thats beautifull
    :hatparty: :hatparty:
  4. by   Shapeless
    Posted it twice for some reason.......... :imbar Sorry all!
  5. by   cursenurse
    so funny & so true! :chuckle
  6. by   nekhismom
    absolutely wonderful!

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