I got this in an E-Mail the other day:
When you're having an 'I hate my job' day, try this --
On your way home from work, stop at your Pharmacy , go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson & Johnson". Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Let the fun part begin now.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat aloud 5 times:
"I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control at Johnson &Johnson".
Have a nice day and remember that:
"There is always someone else with a life, job or day that is more of a pain in the ass than yours."
Nov 20, '07
Nov 22, '07
LOL - that is awesome!!!
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