I know Dr.Docter! I work with him! We also have a urologist named Dr. Waters and another one named Dr. Bonebrake (although he wasn't in ortho) All in the same hospital in Madison, WI! I'm not making this up! :chuckle
I had a middle aged man who had had a foot amputation. Anyway, he had to be in the hospital for over a week, and apparently was missing his finance and their "relations." I walked in the see his fiance giving him "oral" care