"Can you strip for me?" Telling a partner to remove an unconscious pts clothes during transport. "All balls accounted for." Counting the medicine balls used for physical therapy. "Suck harder!!" While suctioning an unconscious pt aspirating on their ...
MissUnknown replied to scaredofshots's topic in Humor
If the patient complains about the food I tell them it's part of our free, never failing weight loss system. Usually gets a chuckle. And when greeting patients, "I'd ask how you are today, but you're in my ER so I guess that's saying something."
Don't drink glow sticks. Poison Control took awhile to stop laughing...:rotfl: And yes, we turned out the lights and made the kid stick out his tongue to see if it glowed. It did.