Windybgood

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1. BONUS: Nurses Week Meme Contest

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   We only have 1 patient and Don't need all staff... ME! ME! Pick ME! i need someone to stay home tonight...

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Making rounds with a surgeon one evening, he asked a confused elderly man if there was anything he wanted or needed. Not missing a beat, nor cracking a smile, the old man says " a colt 45, a Marlboro and some *****..."

3. Fill In The Blank...

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Do you have any thing to make the dead people go away?

4. Caption Contest

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   4 of the 5 voices in my head are saying run little mouse... the 5th one is suggesting ways to hide your murder.

5. Favorite Motivational Quote

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Never, ever, expect anything from anyone and you'll never be disappointed...

6. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   Windybgood replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I was fresh out of nursing school in the early 1990s, and working night shift in I C U... we got an elderly gentleman admitted, history of cardiac arrest, diagnosis chest pain rule out m.i....he hadn't eaten for 3 days and he asked for a bologna sand...