I know there are a few threads like this, but thought I would share some quotes of my favorite patients.
Older lady, new wound in a tough spot. I made an appt for her to see her PCP (for other reasons, in addition to that). The next time I see her she says, Dr randomMD says I have to go see a wound specialist, but I told her that smurfynursey takes good care of me
me - I'm glad to hear that, but you still have to go!
fav lol - *pouts*
Older than lady 1, while I was getting her vitals
lol 2 - what are you doing?
me - counting how many times you breathe
lol 2 - WHY are you looking at my buzz-oom? (how she said it, say it out loud. It was funny
I have more but can't think of them
What are your favorite LOL/LOM-isms?