Funny things our patients say - page 2

i was at the med cart crushing medications... one of my patients w/Alzheimers was sitting by the med cart which is her norm... as im crushing the med its a bit noisy from the constant banging...... Read More

  1. by   Vinniesguy
    When I was doing my training I ahd a placement in a palliative care unit. There were three sex bedded bays and the rest were single rooms. We were having a bad run one Saturday and three people died in the same bay. We pulled the curtains around all the beds yet again and brought the trolly in to transfer the third body to the morgue. As we're wheeling the body out one little old lady yelled out "It's like ten green bottles in this place!"