Some students must think that, if you don't know an answer, you might get some marks

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Some students must think that, if you don't know an answer, you might get some marks by making the poor examiners smile.

Biology

Q. What happens to your body as you age?

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination?

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?

A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised? (E.g. abdomen.)

A. The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

Q. Briefly describe the skeleton and its function in the body.

A. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch the meat onto.

Q. What is the Fibula?

A. A small lie.

Q. Where are the Tibia?

A. They live in a country in North Africa.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?

A. Nearby.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.'

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is the alimentary canal?

A. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

Q. What is a coma?

A. A coma is a punctual mark a bit like a period or full stop.

Q. What is a seizure?

A. A Roman emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness?

A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What is the correct use of a semi-colon?

A. Only to be used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the intestines.

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