Survival Prayer

[betts]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the

wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill

today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes

I step on today as they may be connected

to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger

and tell them to bite me!

[nightingale, RN]

those red bio bags are most appropriate... but management hates weight in those because it is SO expensive to dispose of... lol

Thanks Betts for the post...

I recite a prayer that I learned from a Mother Teresa tape on forgiveness and asking God to fill me with his peace... and it workds for me....

B