Survival Prayer

Published Jan 12, 2002

667 Posts

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the

wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill

today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes

I step on today as they may be connected

to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger

and tell them to bite me!

2,404 Posts

Jan 14, 2002

those red bio bags are most appropriate... but management hates weight in those because it is SO expensive to dispose of... lol

Thanks Betts for the post...

I recite a prayer that I learned from a Mother Teresa tape on forgiveness and asking God to fill me with his peace... and it workds for me....