Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today as they may be connected
to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me!
Jan 14, '02
those red bio bags are most appropriate... but management hates weight in those because it is SO expensive to dispose of... lol
Thanks Betts for the post...
I recite a prayer that I learned from a Mother Teresa tape on forgiveness and asking God to fill me with his peace... and it workds for me....