Strange satisfaction...

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Ya know, I really don't enjoy putting an NGT down someone...but when I hook it up to suction, and I start sucking out some major gastric contents, it is the coolest thing in the world to me...

I feel the same thing when I suction someone on the vent, and get up a copious amount of nasty secretions, hehe...

Yeah baby!

I think I'm becoming warped. ;) :roll

I enjoy a good ear lavage (fetish??? NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I tell my patients to repeat after me:

"OH, GROSS!!! Did that come out of MY ear!!!!????"

They forget the words, I think, until the big chunks plop out, then they just naturally exclaim..."OH! GROSS!! Did that come.............." You get the picture.

After 30 years at this, it's natural to be a little warped. I think we all are to some degree. It's called 'survival instinct.'

cotjockey: Remember...

,,,,,when you start IV's, tell your patients to "Breathe slowly and think DILATING thoughts!!" hahaha

I love most aspects of my job..although I do have a strange affinity for pus...:p But oddly enough, I can't stand green bubbly snot :eek: *~gag & heave~* I guess we all have our triggers

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