Do you have a "pet name" for those patients who just drive you all nuts?

Specialties Emergency

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I think we all have those patients...you know, the ones who come in all the time, who really aren't the sharpest tacks, who just never seem to get it, who never bathe, who scare little children when they see them walking down the street, the ones who make you want to rol your eyes everytime you triage them, and the ones you draw straws to decide who gets them this week? I don't mean to be mean or anything here, but do you know the patients I am talking about? Sigh...we refer to them as The Far Side...again not to be cruel, but because if we can't laugh about some of the things we do we will cry instead. :uhoh3:

Again, I don't mean to sound mean here, but I was just wondering...do you all have a Far Side crowd in your ER? Do you have a nickname for these patients?

Specializes in Emergency Room/corrections.

well we all know what GOMER is, so I wont say any more about that. We have frequent flyers, PIA's, and some who are just plain nucking futs. LOL

we also have SK's (sick kids) and SPS (stupid parents syndrome)

Specializes in MS Home Health.

If they were confused we called them whombats.......sounds terrible I know.

renerian

Well, you've got your PPP - p*ss-poor protoplasm, or there's the Dying Swan who, although she's been admitted with something minor requiring observation but no treatment, will cry, moan and snuffle all night and will usually end up at the nurse's station asking for a cup of Ovaltine because "Mum used to make it for me when I was sick". Occasionally a patient will warrant the title Prince or Princess since they 'could have gone private but decided to go with the NHS anyway'. WHYYYYYYY?????? We've also had a few 'Fathers', patients who take it into their heads to preach at you all shift, especially after you tell them you're atheist/Jewish/Muslim/whatever. Have one person in at the moment who has religious affirmations pasted up on all the walls of their cubicle and refuses to take them down so we can use the cube when they go home for the weekend - we call it the shrine.

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