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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 3

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  lisanmcdade profile page
    #26 3
    So my boss makes me work 7 days a week 365 days a year, with no holidays off, I think I'm coming down with something "cough, cough". Do you think I can get a work note till January 1st?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
  2. Visit  ervben75 profile page
    #27 0
    Great, just what I needed. Another patient giving orders and trying to run the show.
  3. Visit  KathleenM profile page
    #28 0
    Just remember, I work for Santa so if you even try and give me that enema you can kiss your Christmas presents good-bye.
  4. Visit  GFocker92 profile page
    #29 2
    "You're complaining about working holidays?
  5. Visit  Mrsadt profile page
    #30 0
    I need a note to be off work. Make sure it says I can't return until AFTER Christmas!
  6. Visit  mnailou profile page
    #31 3
    I hurt my back sitting on that shelf all day. I'm allergic to everything except candy, hot chocolate, and Dilaudid!
  7. Visit  nursinginga profile page
    #32 1
    I said i wanted egg nog, warmed egg nog...and don't forget to bring my zofran when you come back
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
  8. Visit  lrodgers4321 profile page
    #33 2
    I'm not too worried about missing work...we're always short staffed.
  9. Visit  RNX35yr profile page
    #34 2
    I don't care if I do look like a kid. I am 34 years old and I am not rolling over so you can check my temperature!
  10. Visit  HAPPYINHARNED profile page
    #35 1
    "I know I overheard you and the other Nurses say sommething about "a little squirt."
  11. Visit  FlakeSN profile page
    #36 0
    Elf: "I am unappreciated and..."
    Nurse: 'this is not the Santas Little Helper I was looking for...'
  12. Visit  CilindaB profile page
    #37 0
    I don't mind waiting for a child's hospital gown but I draw the line at a child's hospital bed. I am afraid i will wake up and much of the night Rudolph and I stop by for a nightcap and ended up in jail.
  13. Visit  troytaylor85 profile page
    #38 1
    "Lemme ask you something "Nurse Betty"... Have YOU ever tried putting together 8 Million toy trains in ONE night??..... Yeah, thats what I thought...Ill say this one more time.. I am not leaving this bed until you return with a hand FULL of pills... And good day to you ma'am..."