Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 3

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  lisanmcdade profile page
    So my boss makes me work 7 days a week 365 days a year, with no holidays off, I think I'm coming down with something "cough, cough". Do you think I can get a work note till January 1st?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
    ChristineN and somenurse like this.
  2. Get the hottest topics every week!

    Subscribe to our free Nursing Insights newsletter.

  3. Visit  ervben75 profile page
    Great, just what I needed. Another patient giving orders and trying to run the show.
  4. Visit  KathleenM profile page
    Just remember, I work for Santa so if you even try and give me that enema you can kiss your Christmas presents good-bye.
  5. Visit  GFocker92 profile page
    "You're complaining about working holidays?
    Baubo516 and AnonRNC like this.
  6. Visit  Mrsadt profile page
    I need a note to be off work. Make sure it says I can't return until AFTER Christmas!
  7. Visit  mnailou profile page
    I hurt my back sitting on that shelf all day. I'm allergic to everything except candy, hot chocolate, and Dilaudid!
    Clovery, barbyann, and AnonRNC like this.
  8. Visit  nursinginga profile page
    I said i wanted egg nog, warmed egg nog...and don't forget to bring my zofran when you come back
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
    ChristineN likes this.
  9. Visit  lrodgers4321 profile page
    I'm not too worried about missing work...we're always short staffed.
    somenurse likes this.
  10. Visit  RNX35yr profile page
    I don't care if I do look like a kid. I am 34 years old and I am not rolling over so you can check my temperature!
    slw50 and ChristineN like this.
  11. Visit  HAPPYINHARNED profile page
    "I know I overheard you and the other Nurses say sommething about "a little squirt."
    fsbarnitt likes this.
  12. Visit  FlakeSN profile page
    Elf: "I am unappreciated and..."
    Nurse: 'this is not the Santas Little Helper I was looking for...'
  13. Visit  CilindaB profile page
    I don't mind waiting for a child's hospital gown but I draw the line at a child's hospital bed. I am afraid i will wake up and much of the night Rudolph and I stop by for a nightcap and ended up in jail.
  14. Visit  troytaylor85 profile page
    "Lemme ask you something "Nurse Betty"... Have YOU ever tried putting together 8 Million toy trains in ONE night??..... Yeah, thats what I thought...Ill say this one more time.. I am not leaving this bed until you return with a hand FULL of pills... And good day to you ma'am..."
    ChristineN likes this.

Nursing Jobs in every specialty and state. Visit today and Create Job Alerts, Manage Your Resume, and Apply for Jobs.