Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 13

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   Amro421
    "Surprised? Yeah, me too! I thought it was Elf on a Shelf, not Elf on a Hospital Bed?!!"- Bad Elf
  2. by   ChristineN
    I need all my pills crushed up and given in figgy pudding.
  3. by   DysrhythmiaRN
    Yes, your on the naughty list, don't look so surprised.
  4. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    "I came because I heard you had a shortage of "Christmas Trees" in the Respiratory Therapy Department.

    Now "I'm" on a 72 Hour Psychiatric Hold?"
  5. by   dunebeam
    I'm as important as they are..Why did you leave me for last??
  6. by   dunebeam
    Remember I pay your salary here !
  7. by   dunebeam
    And I suppose you think another pill will fix this ???
  8. by   britishnomore
    I told Santa that Rudolph gets too frisky when he doesn't get his oats on time. Thank goodness that mischief elf got the brute of those hooves....
  9. by   ksdmom
    I wanna be a dentist.....
  10. by   sharonp30
    No, it's true. I'm an elf. I don't need a Psych. consult. Don't make me put you on the naughty list. Don't inject me with.....awwww I love you.
  11. by   Imarisk2
    I'm on a consistent carb diet this year, so HE expects me to taste and spit Christmas cookies!
  12. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    I'm just tired of moving, if the North Pole shifts one more time- I quit!
  13. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Would it kill ya to let him park his sled on the helipad?