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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 13

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  Amro421 profile page
    "Surprised? Yeah, me too! I thought it was Elf on a Shelf, not Elf on a Hospital Bed?!!"- Bad Elf
  2. Visit  ChristineN profile page
    I need all my pills crushed up and given in figgy pudding.
  3. Visit  DysrhythmiaRN profile page
    Yes, your on the naughty list, don't look so surprised.
  4. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    "I came because I heard you had a shortage of "Christmas Trees" in the Respiratory Therapy Department.

    Now "I'm" on a 72 Hour Psychiatric Hold?"
  5. Visit  dunebeam profile page
    I'm as important as they are..Why did you leave me for last??
  6. Visit  dunebeam profile page
    Remember I pay your salary here !
  7. Visit  dunebeam profile page
    And I suppose you think another pill will fix this ???
  8. Visit  britishnomore profile page
    I told Santa that Rudolph gets too frisky when he doesn't get his oats on time. Thank goodness that mischief elf got the brute of those hooves....
  9. Visit  ksdmom profile page
    I wanna be a dentist.....
  10. Visit  sharonp30 profile page
    No, it's true. I'm an elf. I don't need a Psych. consult. Don't make me put you on the naughty list. Don't inject me with.....awwww I love you.
  11. Visit  Imarisk2 profile page
    I'm on a consistent carb diet this year, so HE expects me to taste and spit Christmas cookies!
  12. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    I'm just tired of moving, if the North Pole shifts one more time- I quit!
  13. Visit  jak2015 profile page
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Would it kill ya to let him park his sled on the helipad?