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Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 14

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. Visit  vielgm profile page
    You don't know this now but one day you will thank me. Before you accept any gifts from this guy make sure you have made him sign a prenuptial agreement.
  2. Visit  vielgm profile page
    Sir, the man in the Quaker suit standing behind me is our unit manager. He says he is sorry you were given the wrong discharge instructions yesterday. It was supposed to say "keep the dressing on your wounded knee clean and dry" not "keep clean and dry and dressed like you we're at wounded knee."
  3. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    It will be hard, but maybe the best way to give up smoking your peace pipe is to go cold turkey.
  4. Visit  Dani__rn profile page
    Thanks to you two, I get to work 12 hours straight short-handed while my friends and family eat, drink and be merry. I hope it was worth it.
  5. Visit  Dani__rn profile page
    My first day off in a whole week and the second I am on call, you call me in for this?! Fight your own battles.
  6. Visit  darpat4evr profile page
    "I don't care if your starving, nobody eats until you WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!"
  7. Visit  nurse_nutter profile page
    So we're all thankful for our health, right? I know we call it a "food coma", but are you familiar with the term "diabetic coma"? I'll be serving second helpings of insulin if anyone's still hungry.
  8. Visit  Tnmom3 profile page
    You know entire civilizations have been whipped out by beginnings such as this....If only a good NP had been present, maybe to get a H & P?
  9. Visit  Adot profile page
    We are going to have to put all you savages in isolation!
  10. Visit  mhz1973 profile page
    What do you mean there's no coffee and vending machines?!
  11. Visit  Disner profile page
    .... Cook turkey thoroughly and remember wash your hands..... Wash your hands........wash your hands!
  12. Visit  janettern profile page
    ...and you'll get time and a half if you work the holiday...
  13. Visit  rpnsrock profile page
    My caption quote " Visiting Nursing..we go anywhere..who's first?"