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Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 13

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You... Read More

  1. Visit  Lirael profile page
    I think Becky is taking her new job as Infection Control department manager a bit too seriously.
  2. Visit  audrey1122 profile page
    "I thought exposing it to different pathogens would make it immune"
  3. Visit  Daladypej profile page
    I WARNED dr Smith what that patient said he was gonna do to him if he attempted another rectal exam! I'm just glad I wasnt the one who had to extract that stethoscope!!!
  4. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    So that's why JCAHO requires us to put biohazard signs.
  5. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    That's the personal protective equipment for an "oops" precaution
  6. Visit  DysrhythmiaRN profile page
    Thats the new ostomy/wound care nurse....supposedly, her skills are light years ahead of ours
  7. Visit  DysrhythmiaRN profile page
    He goes above and beyond to provide the best quality care
  8. Visit  DysrhythmiaRN profile page
    Wow, she must be delivering a baby outta this world
  9. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    No need to worry, this always happens to Travel Nurses.
  10. Visit  Daladypej profile page
    Mr Smith has a new trach and the flu!
  11. Visit  DysrhythmiaRN profile page
    Should we tell the new radiology nurse about the dress code
  12. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    The travel nurses are always the ones list behind...
  13. Visit  twinspin02 profile page
    Okay George, Where do you auscultate for bowel sounds?