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CTICU-RN

25 Posts

Specializes in Cardiothoracic.

I'm sorry but flu shots are mandatory now

"Ok, enough running. Someone get me a straw, a shoelace & a safety pin. You've pushed me to have to break out the blow dart gun. Nurse MacGyver is administering this flu shot!"

kimcraft38

1 Post

Sir your 2 year old son just had his shot, you didn't see him running and crying for his Mommy!

canesdukegirl, BSN, RN

1 Article; 2,543 Posts

Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

"But Dr. Shrek, the CDC MANDATED the flu shot!"

mandy6886

1 Post

But Mr.Soprano, haven't you been actually shot?

fabulous1

3 Posts

Now are you ready for your catheterization? I mean immunization!

Specializes in Psychiatry, NICU.

Nurse's thought: "Man, I really should have called security before attempting EMEDS."

Teresag_CNS

3 Articles; 194 Posts

Specializes in ICU, trauma, gerontology, wounds.

Sir, the injection's for your son!

Claire825

14 Posts

My hobby #187: Posing as a nurse and seeing how long it takes patients to formalize a complaint

Claire825

14 Posts

Little known fact: Al Capone was terrified of needles

elindaaa

2 Posts

"I will catch you big boy, it's only a mosquito bite!"

Baffour

1 Post

mummy can't save u

promise it won't hurt

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