8th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. Is that Robin The Boy Wonder as a nurse?? You decide. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to... Read More

  1. by   speedym79
    Now I see why you were so hard on me during my training.
  2. by   swafbjs79
    Robin "UH....Maybe that nurse was right, but don't worry they have HIPPA in place so NO ONE will know it's you"
  3. by   MamasInked
    Holy appendages, Batman! You're blood pressure is off the charts!
  4. by   cobonnie
    Holy difficult patient Batman! Now they are making me assist with your colonoscopy!
  5. by   JenniferJen72
    "Don't worry Batman. I'm going to discretely sneak you out of here. I've cleverly disguised myself as a nurse by putting this stethoscope around my neck and running around with a look of concern and stress on my face while mumbling something about the rabies in the bat cave. Everyone seems to be buying it and, nurses have some pretty outlandish scrubs today so I don't think anyone noticed. Batman we need to get out of here before the court appointed hearing. Quick we’ll make ourselves invisible! ........ (music) duna nunna nunna nunna .... Batman!

    Jen Lynn
    Last edit by NRSKarenRN on Aug 4, '12 : Reason: cartoon edit
  6. by   dawndrilele
    So as your nurse Batman , I have to ask you about your bowel movements. Do you poo like a bat or do you poo as a man because there's a biiiiig difference?!
  7. by   jmeqlee
    So uh, where is your heart?
  8. by   jmeqlee
    It's not going to hurt one bit, trust me, I am Doctor Hood, like my stethoscope??
  9. by   doczorro

    Robin: I may be an LVN and you may be a RN, but any JOKER can see Catwoman gave you FLEAS!
  10. by   Carlos1
    ....And they told me that I could be an honorary nurse if I could get you to unclench your butt cheeks. Com'on Batman... If your temperature is normal we can go back to the batcave.
  11. by   shannonlynn
    "I told you that was a terrible place to hide the Bat Phone..."
  12. by   mabiesquela82
    Now turn a bit, this suppository aint going to hurt.
  13. by   Ksmithrn12
    "I actually had to tell her who I am. She still wasn't impressed. She just took my vitals, then left."