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10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. Visit  RNOTODAY profile page
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    skin assessment:The Hulk gone terribly, terribly wrong.
  2. Visit  notjustanurse profile page
    #92 0
    Nurse, you do realize that sputum specimen is contaminated now don't you? You'll have to induce another one.
  3. Visit  Vavoom profile page
    #93 0
    You look great in that color David Banner!
  4. Visit  RNitis profile page
    #94 0
    1) "Bless you! Would you like me to get you a Kleenex?"

    2) "I hate to have to tell you this.....but, you have a little something hanging out of your nose."

    3) "I know she's your mother, Mrs. Smiley, but when we state a patient is on precautions and you need to gown up with a protective mask and gown, we DO say it for a reason"
  5. Visit  rnscro profile page
    #95 0
    "Believe it or not sir, you are the cleanest patient I've seen all night"
  6. Visit  DebCRNBSN profile page
    #96 0
    Been to the "Kid's Choice Awards"?
  7. Visit  sharon_pollard profile page
    #97 0
    Next time, use a kleenex!
  8. Visit  missalexrn profile page
    #98 0
    Got snot?
  9. Visit  laurieannluv profile page
    #99 0
    You were prescribed furosemide 40 mg once a day... not lasix 40 mg tid with claritin every 6 hours!
  10. Visit  puregold225 profile page
    Sorry, we're all out of Kleenex..
  11. Visit  Jayna1212 profile page
    Now, did you don the appropriate PPE?
  12. Visit  jmastrio profile page
    If you had listened for bowel sounds like you were supposed to, you would have known not to give him that green jell-o!
  13. Visit  lamazeteacher profile page
    I meant that you should conserve, recycle, and reuse, when I told you to get green!!