10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 17

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   LPNnowRNhopefull
    "That patient isn't a morning person!"
  2. by   aussiemon68
    "At Sunny Hills Nursing Home, we never tell our residents that green beans are now green carrots!"
  3. by   aussiemon68
    "So, you are telling me that our constipated patient is actually an accountant, and that he worked it out with a pencil?"
  4. by   aussiemon68
    "How many times have I told you that Diarrhea is heredity?, It runs in the jeans"
  5. by   piper'slee
    Been in x-ray long?
    Last edit by piper'slee on Sep 25, '12 : Reason: spelling
  6. by   schmulki
    I told you they were doing an exorcism in that room!
  7. by   cincinursemary
    That's not exactly what the doctor meant when she wrote "apply liberally".
  8. by   caffeineaddict
    It's a little early but what the heck! Everyone around the tree. On the count of three- jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way!!!!!
  9. by   BrigLeehr
    And this is what happens when you neglect to gown up before entering the isolation room!
  10. by   Nwhitcraft
    What?! No God Bless you??
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  11. by   nursemaddie
    "Are the priests still in with your patient, Regan McNeill?"
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    I have no idea why you didn't get the emesis bag and the phenergan injection when you were in the ER Homer. You're telling me you said you were nauseous. Must be new help.
  13. by   dsf43
    "Yesterday you said you were feeling blue. Tell me more about how you are feeling green today."

    Therapeutic communication.. haha

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