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10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 17

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. Visit  LPNnowRNhopefull profile page
    "That patient isn't a morning person!"
  2. Visit  aussiemon68 profile page
    "At Sunny Hills Nursing Home, we never tell our residents that green beans are now green carrots!"
  3. Visit  aussiemon68 profile page
    "So, you are telling me that our constipated patient is actually an accountant, and that he worked it out with a pencil?"
  4. Visit  aussiemon68 profile page
    "How many times have I told you that Diarrhea is heredity?, It runs in the jeans"
  5. Visit  piper'slee profile page
    Been in x-ray long?
    Last edit by piper'slee on Sep 25, '12 : Reason: spelling
  6. Visit  schmulki profile page
    I told you they were doing an exorcism in that room!
  7. Visit  cincinursemary profile page
    That's not exactly what the doctor meant when she wrote "apply liberally".
  8. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
    It's a little early but what the heck! Everyone around the tree. On the count of three- jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way!!!!!
  9. Visit  BrigLeehr profile page
    And this is what happens when you neglect to gown up before entering the isolation room!
  10. Visit  Nwhitcraft profile page
    What?! No God Bless you??
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  11. Visit  nursemaddie profile page
    "Are the priests still in with your patient, Regan McNeill?"
  12. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    I have no idea why you didn't get the emesis bag and the phenergan injection when you were in the ER Homer. You're telling me you said you were nauseous. Must be new help.
  13. Visit  dsf43 profile page
    "Yesterday you said you were feeling blue. Tell me more about how you are feeling green today."

    Therapeutic communication.. haha