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Things we wouldn't know without movies

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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street,

everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to

override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily

outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack

you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their


-When a person is knocked unconscious by a

blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,

explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers

personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total


-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to

speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need


-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a

paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped


-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a

dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a

story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.


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