The Perfect Couple

> > > > > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a

>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of

>course, perfect.

> > > > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving

>their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they

>noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

> > > > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa

>Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children

on

>the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys

> into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

> > > > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the

perfect

>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the

>accident.

> Who was the survivor?

> (Scroll down for the answer.)

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> > > > > > > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really

>existed in the

> > > > > > > > first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and

there

>is no such

> > > > > > > > thing as a perfect man.

> > > > > > > > ****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke

for

>you.

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> > > > > > > > ****Men: Keep scrolling

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> > > > > > > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the

perfect

>woman must

> > > > > > > > have been driving. This explains why there was a car

accident.

> > > > > > > > By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this

>illustrates

> > > > > > > > another point: Women never listen either. You were told to

>stop scrolling!!

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[MelSky]

LOL.... so true. i'm a sucky driver and i NEVER listen!!

[CraftyLPN]

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