Terms we will not admit to using

Awating transfer to the E.C.U. (Eternal care Unit....)

CRS: can't remember sh**

Please do not post swear words, as it is against the TOS. Thanks

These are all great, I added the new ones to my ever growing list of unapproved abbreviations. I currently have 10 pages worth, of course there very well may be doubles, but still funny! If anyone would like a copy emailed to them feel free to IM me with your email addy and I'll be happy to send them to you. :)

EDGATWTTTF elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

EMS version of TSC taxi service call

" IHA it's him/her again

CA child abuser

EPA elderly person abuser

MAS masturbating again syndrome

TGIH the grouch is here!

TIH touched in head

AOSV abusive of staff visitor

L&V loud and vulgar

NPWA not pleased with anything

FOOB fell out of bed

NOM nasty old man

MFR my favorite rotation

TOBP=tired of being pregnant

Hi-5 = hiv positive (thank you hippa)

WAFTAM (pronlunced woff-tam)

Waste of flipping time and money

CLWR- Call light within reach

PPP - p*** poor protoplasm

Positive Hilton Sign -- pt thinks they're at the Hilton, not a hospital.

10th Floor Transfer -- (ie dead/dying, as our facility only has nine floors).

Pillow Therapy -- Take the pillow of your most obnoxious pt and gently yet firmly hold it over their face until the oxygen deprivation buys you a few minutes of peace and quiet.

And no, I've never done the last. It's darn tempting sometimes though! :chuckle

"STAT CALLBELLECTOMY" for those patients that just love pushing that little button.

WTFF--Way Too Frequent Flyer