Strike One Up for the Hosties!

Published Jul 4, 2004

581 Posts

Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay

>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he

>served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came

>swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain

>Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary

>plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays

>that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a

>well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

>"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you

>to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

>ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am

>called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

> > >

>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well,sweet-cheeks,

>in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b***h!"

581 Posts

Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

Jul 4, 2004