Special Christmas Cookies

[newgrad04]

i know it's not even close to christmas, but i think these would be great at any time of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in case you might be looking for a new holiday cookie recipe...the

tequila can be either white or gold cuervo, by the way....

christmas cookie ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle jose cuervo tequila

sample the cuervo to check quality.

take a large bowl, check the cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest

quality, pour one level cup and drink.

turn on the electric mixer...beat one

cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.

at this point it's best to make sure the

cuervo is still ok, try another cup ...

just in case.

turn off the mixerer thingy. break 2

leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of dried fruit, pick the

frigging fruit off floor... mix on the

turner. if the fried druit gets stuck

in the beaterers just pry it loose with

a drewscriver. sample the cuervo to

check for tonsisticity.

next, sift two cups of salt, or

something. who giveshz a sheet. check

the jose cuervo. now shift the lemon

juice and strain your nuts. add one

table. add a spoon of sugar, or

somefink. whatever you can find. greash

the oven.

turn the cake tin 360 degrees

and try not to fall over. don't forget

to beat off the turner. finally, throw

the bowl through the window, finish the

cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

cherry mistmas