Senility prayer

[mageean]

Senility prayer

God, grant me the senility to forgrt the people I never liked anyway

The good fortune to run into the ones I do

and the eyesight to tell the difference.

now that I am older(but refuse to grow up) here is what I have discovered

1 I started out with nothing and still have most of it!

2My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran

3I finally got my head together now my body is falling apart

4 all reports are in, life is now officially unfair

5 funny, I dont remember being absent-minded

6 If all is not lost, where is it?

7It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser

8 I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few

9 Kids in the back seat cause accidents

10 accidents in the back seat cause kids!

11 It's hard to make a comeback when you have'nt been anywhere

12 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees

13 When I am finally holding all the cards why does everyone want to play Chess?

14 It is not hard to meet expenses== they are everywhere!

15 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth

16 these days i spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.... I go somewehere to get something and then wonder what I am here after!

Recognise any of the symptoms???

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