Reasons to date/marry a nurse...

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Top 10 reasons to date/marry a nurse:

10. White scrubs are see-through

9. Nurses are clean

8. Nurses don't gag

7. They know your body inside and out

6. They know mouth to mouth

5. Two words: SPONGE BATH

4. Nurses know how to penetrate things

3. Nurses have restraints and are not afraid to use them

2. They are fantastic under pressure

and the best reason?

1. They can go all night long!

hahaha!