Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, Welcome to the psychiatric hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.

Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which

number to press

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No

one will answer.

This is funny for a couple reasons: 1) just because it is; 2) because I called a number while living in TX and this was almost exactly what the answering machine said. I just wish I could remember that number.

:rotfl::rotfl:

and if your bi-polar, don't call us, we'll call you :chuckle