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Hello, Welcome to the psychiatric hotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which
number to press
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.
This is funny for a couple reasons: 1) just because it is; 2) because I called a number while living in TX and this was almost exactly what the answering machine said. I just wish I could remember that number.
Nurseboy1
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Hello, Welcome to the psychiatric hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which
number to press
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.