Politics, People, and Viruses...

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Virus Problems - Beware :chuckle

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for

viruses of mass destruction.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and

re-counting.

The John Kerry Virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored

memory.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old

floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then

e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but

will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,

Then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor

doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch

floppy... then discards it through Windows.

[Katnip, RN]

That was great, LOL. :rotfl: