Patient Drinking Urine Joke! Pretty funny! try it..

[freakjojo06]

Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?"

Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drinked its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."

[rn96jd08ct]

:lol2::lol2:

Good one. I actually had a co worker who used to pour apple juice into a specimen cup and drink it in front of the new nurses.

I had planned to get even with him by switching the cup with one containing apple juice with a salt in it, then asking "Hey Bob have you seen the specimen that I left right....Uh oh..."

Alas. It never happened. He was too quick.