New songs for Christmas

[jhhrn68]

To the tune of Jungle Bells:

Dashing room to room

checking vital signs

cervix getting thin

visitors walking in ha ha ha

Phone it keeps ringing

MD checking in

I need a drink or a break right now

My nerves are getting thin

Cervix closed

She's a prime

The father she can't name

Oh what fun it is to be

In L&D today

Dashing room to room

Checking epi drips

Pee is on the floor

I hope nobody slips - Ha Ha Ha

Birthday chimes they ring

Making spirits bright

Oh what fun it is to be

In L&D at night!

Refrain:

Metadone, she is stoned

Baby's on the way

Oh what fun it is to be

In the labor suite today

:chuckle

[woknblues]

I came up with this and my group performed it as the closing act of one of our presentations in class this week...

On the first day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Subpoena for some testimony.

On the second day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the third day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Four denials of privacy,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Eight months of mortgage

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Nine judgments judging

Eight months of mortgage

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Ten Duties of care not given

Nine judgments judging

Eight months of mortgage

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

an Eleven million dollar order

Ten Duties of care not given

Nine judgments judging

Eight months of mortgage

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my lawyer sent to me

Twelve years of bankruptcy

an Eleven million dollar order

Ten Duties of care not given

Nine judgments judging

Eight months of mortgage

Seven weeks not working

Six tabloids reporting

Five acts of negligence!

Four privacy invasions,

Three missed call lights,

Two witness statements,

And subpoena for some testimony!