Nurses Humor
Published Jan 24, 2006
Erica1019
24 Posts
Subject: Hospital Patient..
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>A patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
>his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
>surgical procedure.
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir I'm only
>here to wash your upper body and feet."
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
>testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
>the covers. She raises his gown, holds his member in one hand and his
>testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she
takes a
>close
>look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
>The man struggles to pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
>very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
>very, very closely...
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"