Joke from freind

[mom23RN]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

:lol2:

[S.T.A.C.E.Y, LPN]

I love it!!

:rotfl:

[Barb101]

what a laugh thankyou any more

[Barb101]

A friend emailed me this

I want to be a bear

you get to eat heaps over summer in preparation for the winter and noone says anything negative about weight

you give birth and when your grumpy first thing in the morning it is expected

the hairy legs are part of the course of being a mommy bear

you get to swat you cubs when they answer back

as a mommy bear every one gives you right of way

Wow who wants to be a bear

[mom23RN]

A friend emailed me this

I want to be a bear

you get to eat heaps over summer in preparation for the winter and noone says anything negative about weight

you give birth and when your grumpy first thing in the morning it is expected

the hairy legs are part of the course of being a mommy bear

you get to swat you cubs when they answer back

as a mommy bear every one gives you right of way

Wow who wants to be a bear

Me!!! Me!!!! Me!!!!