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full moon stories

Jan 29, 200125 yr

Whilst triaging one evening(full moon of course) a middle aged gentleman raced to the counter anxious to see a surgeon "to remove the seeds that an evil witch has placed in my stomach" Within half an hour another gentleman approached the counter and very calmly stated " I have just been raped by aliens; one of them forced me to give him a head job and they all had green sperm" Ever the professional to each I further asked in an even tone "are you on any medication??" The second person replied "yes; ones with big long names" Both however admitted to having been inpatients at some time in our pysch unit. Who said full moon doesn't affect peoples pysch!!!! Anymore full moon stories???