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freakin' funny!

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by pathogenie pathogenie (New) New

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I don't post a lot. Still not a student - hopefully, once I have more in common with y'all I'll be around more. BUT, this is email I received was so freakin' hilarious I had to share. Enjoy...

I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

dog.jpg

Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the s***iest dog I've ever seen. F

eggs.jpg

Lisa, age 6 Holy s***, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dips***. F

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