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floating rib

okay, a student insists that he has a "floating rib" (never diagnosed) on left side that has now floated to his right and he cant take his math test. hmm I say, let me call your mom to see how she wants to handle the "rebel rib" and the rib's refusal to calculate the Math world. he insisted she wont do anything, so I call Mom..I think she peed her pants...just sayin'

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I would've peed as well 😂

i would have brought him ribs for lunch - oh what these kids will say!

That's classic. I wonder if he Googled it.

Priceless!!

:roflmao: Rebel rib.....

Who watches General Hospital? The Floating Rib!

The Floating Rib Who remembers when that was the name of the restaurant that characters from General Hospital all canoodled at??

When Steve Hardy was the Chief of Staff, and I believe when John Stamos may have starred as Blackie. Oh the memories...That's when soaps were: The Edge of Night, All My Children, One Life to Life and GH, in that order.

YES!!!! They still have the floating rib, but it;s a dive bar now.

GH is such a bad show that it is good. I have been watching it since I was like 7 or 8 years old!!! As soon as I saw "floating rib" I giggled.

The Floating Rib Who remembers when that was the name of the restaurant that characters from General Hospital all canoodled at??

When Steve Hardy was the Chief of Staff, and I believe when John Stamos may have starred as Blackie. Oh the memories...That's when soaps were: The Edge of Night, All My Children, One Life to Life and GH, in that order.

Days of Our Lives.

Bo and Hope. Steve and Kayla. *sigh*

okay, a student insists that he has a "floating rib" (never diagnosed) on left side that has now floated to his right and he cant take his math test. hmm I say, let me call your mom to see how she wants to handle the "rebel rib" and the rib's refusal to calculate the Math world. he insisted she wont do anything, so I call Mom..I think she peed her pants...just sayin'

This is amazing. I want to believe it because its such an amazing story to come up with that it just makes me want it to be true. I want him to tell more stories.

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Wait, this is the kid whose mom is a gynecologist, and she covers his absences...(yup, I swear) and we laughed so hard every time he is absent, because the next day he will hand in a note stating, So & so was seen in our office today, please excuse his absence. and we have to cover a "doctors' note. its all B/S, but who am I to argue.

The student must have been looking at his Mom's anatomy books and found the section on thoracic cage and thought a "floating rib" sounded like a good condition to have to get him out of class.

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