Ewwww....Xenical! (warped sense of humor only)

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Specializes in med/surg, hospice.

Yup, the famous drug that introduced our society to the oft bemoaned "anal leakage" side effect. :uhoh3:

Not to mention "may cause abdominal cramping followed by episodes of explosive diarrhea".

Well, it is soon to be released as an OTC and I am wondering: how in the world are they planning to package and market this stuff in order to entice people to try it ???? Especially knowing that they will probably endure all manner of embarrassing bodily function malfunctions...:imbar

:idea:

I know! A coupon for a free package of Depends with every purchase!

How about you? Pretend you are in advertising ... what is your tackiest marketing plan to sell some Xenical???

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Specializes in ER/Trauma, research, OR.

Package it with a 40oz of Schlitz Malt liquor

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