Did You Hear About The Nurse That Went To Hell?

CITCAT · May 17, 2008

:devil: It was halloween friday the 13th,the evening was dank dark and the mist fromthe bay shawed all that was or was not. I was quietly sitting by my door waiting for ghosts and goblins to knock asking for the "trick or treat" no one arrived,thensuddenly I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my side , I called 911 and was transported to the nearest er this er was a large hospital and when I was triaged and given pain shot a nurse in a white dress with black cape.auburn red hair flaming blue eyes with a nurses cap that had devils horns on it asked me in a low sultery voice "my dear come with me so I can take you to hell!I asked her where am I she said Nursing Hell ! and I asked Can I get a glass of water? she snickered no but I can give you Ashot of hot water, fine then the doctor came in it was draculas cousin he said Young lady , your bladder is what is the matter, heres a rx for a potion that will make your feel less hellish now go before i change my mind and keep you here in this Hell HAHAHAHAHA .I suddenly felt a uplifting and a kool breeze past by me as the gargoyle transportor wisked me away and then at the entrance A, nurse with a angels halo helped me into a cab and off I went ,When the cab dropped me off the cabbie said no fare its okay no pay you have been though Hell .Be well goodnite.