Correctional Nursing Humor

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You know that the doctor has had it for the day when THIS happens. (hee hee) An inmate was brought to the jail, right away from ICU, after having been shot multiple times. The patient asked the doctor "What do you suggest to help the pain??? I'm hurting!" The doctor looked at him, without missing a beat, and replied "Might I suggest a bullet proof vest when you leave this facility?"

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I often suggest my inmates stand very close to the wire at 3 am. That way, the perimeter patrol officer can deliver their medication most effectively...in the 12 gauge dosage.

You know that the doctor has had it for the day when THIS happens. (hee hee) An inmate was brought to the jail, right away from ICU, after having been shot multiple times. The patient asked the doctor "What do you suggest to help the pain??? I'm hurting!" The doctor looked at him, without missing a beat, and replied "Might I suggest a bullet proof vest when you leave this facility?"
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